{"product_id":"cc1717-relatively-unserious","title":"Relatively Unserious - Premium T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eEinstein, tongue out, in full painted color: proof from the highest authority that the greatest minds are \u003cem\u003erelatively\u003c\/em\u003e unserious. Physics pun and portrait, both at full brightness.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on a Comfort Colors® 1717 — the garment-dyed heavyweight that made \"premium tee\" mean something. Each shirt is dyed \u003cem\u003eafter\u003c\/em\u003e it's sewn, giving it that rich, lived-in color no regular tee can match.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGarment-Dyed Color\u003c\/strong\u003e - Deep, earthy shades with a soft, already-broken-in feel from day one\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight Comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e - 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton that drapes beautifully without clinging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRelaxed Fit\u003c\/strong\u003e - Roomy through the body; check the size guide, and size down if you prefer a closer fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBuilt to Last\u003c\/strong\u003e - Double-needle stitching; holds its color and its shape, wash after wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGift-Ready\u003c\/strong\u003e - Legible to everyone, meaningful to the scientist in your life (or the one you are)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Blue Jean \/ S","offer_id":46505906864278,"sku":"19947403020339000444","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ M","offer_id":46505907159190,"sku":"24731956762703732236","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ L","offer_id":46505907454102,"sku":"92164263248401536931","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ XL","offer_id":46505907749014,"sku":"28684278940953016232","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 2XL","offer_id":46505908043926,"sku":"17212749765977955716","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 3XL","offer_id":46505908338838,"sku":"30104011732466445328","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ S","offer_id":46505906962582,"sku":"26814792501277585416","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":46505907257494,"sku":"94434604615023687362","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":46505907552406,"sku":"10050197655775553953","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":46505907847318,"sku":"26941450745281561013","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":46505908142230,"sku":"32297635876003510169","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":46505908437142,"sku":"19591429179676211305","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ S","offer_id":46505906897046,"sku":"33333100586815374761","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ M","offer_id":46505907191958,"sku":"16698772277305560996","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":46505907486870,"sku":"26506340750069334184","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":46505907781782,"sku":"26995012471609936959","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":46505908076694,"sku":"10597110573074256822","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":46505908371606,"sku":"62860206754906212335","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ S","offer_id":46505906929814,"sku":"31278237776642660423","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ M","offer_id":46505907224726,"sku":"29019545623570433981","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ L","offer_id":46505907519638,"sku":"30719050335728596938","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ XL","offer_id":46505907814550,"sku":"32140427121801766701","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ 2XL","offer_id":46505908109462,"sku":"38146938705131249790","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ 3XL","offer_id":46505908404374,"sku":"51342032495463882824","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":46505906831510,"sku":"30949334149100912446","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":46505907126422,"sku":"92144132617218568325","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":46505907421334,"sku":"17449580675912923400","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":46505907716246,"sku":"28447681466006086765","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":46505908011158,"sku":"25168100086502480776","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":46505908306070,"sku":"17410782182469944559","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ S","offer_id":46505906798742,"sku":"24917919136685265380","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ M","offer_id":46505907093654,"sku":"25650366971007858191","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ L","offer_id":46505907388566,"sku":"15261910886346386827","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ XL","offer_id":46505907683478,"sku":"79270125097841039937","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 2XL","offer_id":46505907978390,"sku":"30211347530627589253","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 3XL","offer_id":46505908273302,"sku":"13050635041790687785","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Watermelon \/ S","offer_id":46505907028118,"sku":"44424818106996599911","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Watermelon \/ M","offer_id":46505907323030,"sku":"18720167779689881385","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Watermelon \/ L","offer_id":46505907617942,"sku":"10936930189126582270","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Watermelon \/ XL","offer_id":46505907912854,"sku":"17501354963615850929","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Watermelon \/ 2XL","offer_id":46505908207766,"sku":"28228368567944093573","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Watermelon \/ 3XL","offer_id":46505908502678,"sku":"15108959558366867263","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ S","offer_id":46505907060886,"sku":"22686949233920899033","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ M","offer_id":46505907355798,"sku":"64724682049542206013","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ L","offer_id":46505907650710,"sku":"90702831683171901757","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ XL","offer_id":46505907945622,"sku":"33644883124320953963","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2XL","offer_id":46505908240534,"sku":"83102383558891171765","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 3XL","offer_id":46505908535446,"sku":"17247043470253312195","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ S","offer_id":46505906995350,"sku":"17978473546154315123","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ M","offer_id":46505907290262,"sku":"19586272811029418254","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ L","offer_id":46505907585174,"sku":"11538836211344776355","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ XL","offer_id":46505907880086,"sku":"11216653663968985373","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ 2XL","offer_id":46505908174998,"sku":"22593136917855972682","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ 3XL","offer_id":46505908469910,"sku":"29382152071886673006","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/6939\/8678\/files\/cc-blue-jean_dd195412-26d4-407c-ba75-1a9c3d674da2.png?v=1785143806","url":"https:\/\/scientistapparel.co\/products\/cc1717-relatively-unserious","provider":"Scientist Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}