What Does Not Kill You Mutates T-shirt
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$29.99
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$29.99
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What Does Not Kill You Mutates T-shirt
$29.99
Sale price
$29.99
Regular price
$39.99
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100% Ring-Spun Cotton
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Description
What doesn't kill you mutates and tries again. The motivational poster, corrected by microbiology. Bacterial artwork and a punchline that's technically accurate — which, as any scientist knows, is the best kind of accurate.
Perfect for: microbiologists, biologists, med students and evolution enthusiasts. One of our most-loved tees — a funny gift that rewards everyone who reads it twice.
🧪 Gildan 64000 softstyle® · Unisex classic fit · 100% pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton · Made with OEKO-TEX® certified low-impact inks · Runs true to size · 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC.
GPSR EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3 Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus.
Materials & Care
- 100% Pre-shrunk Ring-Spun Cotton
- Turn Inside-Out Before Washing
- Machine Wash Cold with Like Colors
- Made with OEKO-TEX Certified Low-Impact Dyes
- Tumble Dry Low
- Low Iron If Needed
- Do Not Bleach
- Do Not Dry Clean
- Runs True to Size
- Unisex Classic Fit
Shipping & Returns
🧪 Production time
Every Scientist Apparel tee is printed just for you, one at a time. Most orders are printed and on their way within 1–3 business days.
📦 Shipping time
Once your order ships, estimated delivery:
- United States: 4–6 business days
- Canada: 5–10 business days
- United Kingdom: 2–3 business days
- Europe: 6–10 business days
- Australia & New Zealand: 4–12 business days
Printed locally, delivered without surprises. Orders to the UK, Europe, Australia and New Zealand are printed in your region — no customs fees, no surprise charges at your door. Most Canadian orders are printed locally in Canada too.
You’ll get a tracking email the moment your order ships, so you can follow your tees every step of the way.
These aren’t guesses — they’re medians from our real delivery data. We’re a science brand; we measure things. 🔬
Returns
Every tee is made to order just for you — that’s why we skip the big-box “ship it back” routine. Not happy with anything? Talk to us and we’ll find a fair solution. Sizing worries? Our Size & Fit Guide has real measurements. If your order arrives damaged, defective or not what you ordered, email us at support@scientistapparel.co within 30 days and we’ll make it right.
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FAQ
Where are you located?
Scientist Apparel is a US-based brand focused on science-inspired t-shirts.
Designed for researchers, healthcare professionals, and anyone who feels connected to science culture.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes, we ship internationally.
Shipping times and costs may vary depending on your location.
What size would fit me best?
We know sizing can be tricky, that's why we have a handy size chart on every product page. Our shirts are made with premium 100% ring-spun cotton for softness and durability, creating a comfortable modern unisex style.
For a more fitted look: Consider ordering your regular size or even sizing down if you prefer a snugger fit.
For a looser, relaxed fit: We recommend sizing up one size from what you typically wear.
Our size chart measurements are provided in inches with both chest width and shirt length to help you find your ideal fit. If you're still unsure, don't hesitate to reach out to our friendly customer service team via email at support@scientistapparel.co - they're like sizing experts and can help you find the perfect fit!
I made a mistake when filling out my order details, how can I correct it?
Need to update your shipping address, size, or order details? Email support@scientistapparel.co as soon as possible.
We can only make changes if your order hasn’t been processed yet.
How long will it take for my order to arrive?
All products are printed to order.
Orders are typically processed within 1–3 business days.
Estimated delivery times:
• United States: 5–10 business days
• Canada: 5–10 business days
• United Kingdom: 5–10 business days
• Europe: 7–14 business days
• Rest of the world: 10–20 business days
Please note that delivery times may vary depending on your location and seasonal demand.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?
We process and ship orders as quickly as possible.
Once your order ships, you’ll receive an email with a tracking number to follow its progress. Delivery times vary by location.
How does the return policy work?
Our products are printed to order, so we don’t accept returns for sizing or preference changes.
That said, we offer a 100% satisfaction guarantee for items that arrive incorrect, damaged, or defective.
If there’s an issue, contact support@scientistapparel.co within 30 days of delivery, and we’ll make it right.
For full details, please visit our Return Policy page.
How can I contact customer support?
You can reach our customer support team at support@scientistapparel.co. We aim to respond to all inquiries within 24-72 hours.